Believe it or not, this is a true story, direct from one of
My friends!
My stepdad and five other couples took her to Red Lobster, her favorite restaurant, to celebrate her birthday. Their waitress was blonde.
My stepdad and his buddies, rednecks that they were, bombarded her with blonde jokes. She took it in good humor, since she'd heard them all before.
When she brought the checks, she said, "Do you know why all blonde jokes are one-liners?"
The men said no.
She said, "So men can understand them."
She got $30 in tips from them!