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by: Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
Believe it or not, this is a true story, direct from one of
My friends!
 
My stepdad and five other couples took her to Red Lobster, her favorite restaurant, to celebrate her birthday. Their waitress was blonde.
 
My stepdad and his buddies, rednecks that they were, bombarded her with blonde jokes. She took it in good humor, since she'd heard them all before.
 
When she brought the checks, she said, "Do you know why all blonde jokes are one-liners?"
 
The men said no.
 
She said, "So men can understand them."
 
She got $30 in tips from them!
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Megyn1 Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@Magnolia832 :
Live it. Now that is what I call outwitting those fools.
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susieq Active Indicator LED Icon 6
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
My daughter and some friends were at Hooters one night. Daughter ordered a Caesar salad. Of course the first question the waitress had was, "What kind of dressing would you like on that?" "Caesar." "Oh, OK." The waitress wasn't even blond, just a little clueless.
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@jellybean : thank you for the tip!
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Km6464 Active Indicator LED Icon 5
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@Magnolia832 :
That blonde was smarter than they expected!
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Vbase1 Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@Magnolia832 :
My best friend is a blonde. She has her moments, kinda like this, LOL!!!
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Musicmaker Active Indicator LED Icon 5
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@Magnolia832 : Touche!!!
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@Musicmaker :
Thank you!
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NJ99221 Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@Magnolia832 This was a great post and made me laugh several times ..
Thanks for sharing it !!!
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Txtoast Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@Magnolia832 : That blonde waitress knew how to deal with those guys.
Like she had done it before! 🥂
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wondersunny78 Active Indicator LED Icon 6
~ 2 weeks, 5 days ago    
@Magnolia832 :
Hehe! Good one!
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