Sunday one liners for a laugh or two!

6.3 yrs
~ 6 days ago

Sunday one liners for a laugh or two!
• Sunday: The official sponsor of "I'll do it tomorrow." Emoticon

• Sundays are for pajamas, messy hair, and ignoring your problems. Emoticon

• Sunday is the only day you can sleep in and feel guilty about it at the same time. Emoticon

• Sunday mornings are proof that coffee tastes better when you don't have anywhere to be. Emoticon

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7.5 yrs
~ 6 days ago

Txtoast : Those are some cute jokes!

Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days?
-Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.

I took my car in for a service last Sunday.
-It was a hard job getting it through the Church door