Happy Halloween Jokes What ya got goul!

6.3 yrs
~ 2 days, 12 hrs ago

Happy Halloween Jokes What ya got goul!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Emoticon

• A: Because he had no body to go with!🎃
What instrument does a skeleton play? 💀
• A: The trom-bone! 🦴
How can you tell a vampire has a cold? 🧛
• A: He starts coffin!⚰️
What's a monster's favorite game? Emoticon

• A: Hide and shriek! 😱
Who do monsters buy cookies from? Emoticon

• A: Ghoul scouts! 🍪
What ya got to make us giggle? Searching for more! 🦇

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7.5 yrs
~ 2 days, 11 hrs ago

Txtoast :
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there wasn't any point to it!

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

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7.5 yrs
~ 2 days, 8 hrs ago

Txtoast :
Why was the jack-o'-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
No-unless you Count Dracula!
How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.

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