HOW TO BUILD A HAWK FEEDER IN YOUR BACK YARD
1. Feel sorry for all the hungry birds, put in a feeder. Fill with seeds.
2. Next morning, check and refill, go back in the house.
3. Hear what sounds like a lot of hawks, in YOUR back yard.
4. Look out window, and the hawks have found the new feeding station you must have put up for them.
5. Rush out side, and remove the fresh hawk buffet. Tell husband to come up with another idea to feed small birds, because this one is a total bust.