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So he says..

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by: Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 years, 0 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 5:25pm  
So he says..
 
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 years, 0 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 5:27pm  
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing."
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 years, 0 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 5:31pm  
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 years, 0 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 5:33pm  
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don't worry, though - he woke up
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 years, 0 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 5:34pm  
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
 
SUPPLIES!
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 years, 0 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 5:39pm  
Want to hear something terrible? Paper. See? I told you it was tear-able.
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 years, 0 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 5:41pm  
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards."
 
Me: "And?"
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 2 years, 0 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 5:43pm  
If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
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Magnolia832 Active Indicator LED Icon 6 OP 
~ 1 year, 12 mos ago   Apr 25, '22 10:09pm  
@Cocomom:
Thank you for the tip!
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Stealth83 Active Indicator LED Icon 7
~ 1 year, 12 mos ago   Apr 26, '22 5:33am  
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CPres Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 1 year, 12 mos ago   Apr 26, '22 6:41am  
@Magnolia832 : that one is a BIG groaner🙄
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CPres Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 1 year, 12 mos ago   Apr 26, '22 6:43am  
@Magnolia832 : STOP🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
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~ 1 year, 12 mos ago   Apr 26, '22 8:02am  
@Magnolia832 : A fun play on words! I like it Emoticon
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~ 1 year, 12 mos ago   Apr 26, '22 3:06pm  
@Magnolia832 : This is really a good one
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